HAPPY JAWBONE FAMILY BAND - Hotel Double Tragedy

"Edition of 250. The Hotel Double Tragedy is constantly burning. You will be too with these new \r\nhits from the family! Simply listen to the album at a decent volume and watch your life fall apart. We were thinking of releasing this album under the pretense that it was found under the bed of a dead priest who was the grandfather of a couple of members of the Vaselines, but we thought better of it. You deserve the TRUTH! You deserve magic in POP ATTITUDE! You deserve ONE ANCIENT JANGLE! In ten seconds FLAT! You deserve HOTEL DOUBLE TRAGEDY! Get one today \r\nfor yourself or for someone you care about". -Feeding Tube