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Artist: CAROLINER Title: An 1800s Affectuant in An Instrumental Revue Format: CDR Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $8.00 |
"A full hour of private stash stuff from the band, with outtakes, rough ideas and experiments gathered from the last 5 years. This is all instrumental, except for one track, "Horse Meat Selling Roses." Packed in a handmade, handpainted little paper folder with typical CAROLINER artwork."-Bulls Hit. Released in 2003. |
Artist: CAROLINER Title: Banknotes, Dreams Format: LP Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $10.00 |
"A horse named Old Eggwipe, a girl who ate salt pills sewn into her dolls fingers, a blanket-wearer with bullets instead of teeth, and more unlikely 19th century characters populate this legendary experimental rock bands 1994 seventh album. Always noisy as hell, with the unmistakable flavor of the 1800s. Excellent, unique and not to be missed! All handmade packaging, of course." - Bulls Hit. |
Artist: CAROLINER Title: Im Armed With Quarts of Blood Format: LP Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $10.00 |
"19th century amplified din sold down the river of country rant and noise. So if you think youve heard "difficult music," think again: this 2nd CAROLINER album reaches new heights of perversity. Hand painted advent cover with built-in grit and dirt."-Bulls Hit |
Artist: CAROLINER Title: Living Proof Of The 1800s Format: VHS Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $10.00 |
"An oddly high-quality video featuring live footage of many
CAROLINER hits through the ages, as well as scenes from the
Mummers Day Parade, kids-book style animation (pull the tab to
make the tree reclaim a miners peg leg), and lengthy shots of a
black dog. Wrapped in a colorfully screenprinted piece of paper." - Bulls Hit.
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Artist: CAROLINER Title: Lower Intestinal Clocks & Gut Format: LP Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $10.00 |
"Their 11th LP, this is the project that bankrupted
CAROLINER. What started off as a book with an LP is now the
LP by itself (and a printer who absconded with the funds),
where the band plays two very long (nearly half-hour) songs.
Calliope, grass reeds, violin, accordion, groaning horns,
electronics, odd half-heard sounds and minimal, sometimes
extremely tortured vocals produce the eeriest, most
atmospheric CAROLINER album yet." - Bulls Hit.
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Artist: CAROLINER Title: Our American Heritage, Volume One Format: LP Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $10.00 |
"The first in a series of live LPs that will be issued every 10 Caroliner albums, this 60 minute opus documents shows from 1983 to 1996, a 13 year span of diverse evolution from a multicolored beanncorn-mouthed scarecrow of a music unit. This also includes, in bare-bones form, songs that will eventually turn up on the next 20 albums. Recordings go from in-your-lap serenades to microphones hidden under winter coats; packaged in scavenged, ripped apart, silkscreened and re-glued album jackets, with very strange photos glued on front. The 19th century wasnt this weird, was it? " - Bulls Hit
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Artist: CAROLINER Title: Rear End Hernia Puppet Show Format: LP Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $10.00 |
"A soundtrack for Tortured Country Westerns, played with electric fingernails on a blackboard, feedback and apples that curse and spit when salted. Tiny Tim and stomach grumbles. Authentic San Francisco garbage included in these one-of-a-kind, hand assembled packages, in print continuously since 1983!" - Bulls Hit |
Artist: CAROLINER Title: Rings on the Awkward Shadow Format: Double LP Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $16.00 |
"Perhaps the ultimate ergot poisoning record (bet you didnt even know it was a genre, now did you?), this hour & a half, double LP excursion into madness was recorded on an antique wire recorder, and contains fragments of half-century-old found sounds. Mostly quiet, definitely non-rock instruments and vocals lurch queasily in and out of noise upchucks, and its all wrapped in individually made marbleized paint covers." - Bulls Hit. |
Artist: CAROLINER Title: Rise of the Common Woodpile Format: CD Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $8.00 |
"No, not a lesson in Marxist-Pacific Lumberist tactics but the stories of Caroliner The Singing Bull, on his 1860 visit to the insane asylum at Mendota, IL. Crossing the music of the 1800s with 90s noise-core, CAROLINER has also crossed some sort of other-dimensional boundary whose nature we may someday comprehend, if we live so long. Their 3rd album, this was first released on LP many years ago, but has been out of print for a few years. This CD re-issue comes packed in a manila envelope similar to the original LP, covered with hand-painted stickers." - Bulls Hit. |
Artist: CAROLINER Title: Sabre Waving Saracen Wall Format: CD Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $8.00 |
"Theres a free jazz rocknroll noise ergot-poisoning hoedown at the old barn tonight, and youre invited! The 6th album from one of the strangest and most lovably abrasive bands ever. As always, this comes with lyric sheet (even though it wont make sense unless youre hallucinating), and some of the strangest artwork ever. All packaging is hand made, and each is different. This CD version replaces the out of print LP." - Bulls Hit. |
Artist: CAROLINER Title: Sell Heal Holler Format: LP Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $10.00 |
"On their 9th album, the CAROLINER wagon train, forced to circle like so many miles of displeased intestines, wanders through lands of space and time with silent movie style organs, old West Middle Eastern themes, trombones, blues bars, tympani and post-modern noise, with an occasional reversion to the standard noise guitar and banjo. This one comes wrapped in a scavenged diaper disposal bag with glued-on CAROLINER artwork and enclosed complete but completely illegible lyrics." - Bulls Hit |
Artist: CAROLINER Title: Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church Format: LP Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $10.00 |
"Their 5th album, first out in 1992, takes the band to new levels of sonic complexity in their quest for Old West ergot nightmares. Fully dreamlike lyrical images and sounds, mostly from old-time acoustic instrumentation, drift from song to song, and range from quiet ambience to explosive noise assault, sometimes in the same song. With complete lyrics, and a screenprint, hand assembled wrap-around cover." - Bulls Hit. |
Artist: CAROLINER Title: The Cooking Stove Beast Format: LP Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $10.00 |
"Their fourth brilliantly abrasive, 19th-century-in-a-funhouse-mirror album mixes fiddles, banjos, screeching vocals and washes of tortured guitar feedback." - Bulls Hit |
Artist: CAROLINER Title: The Cooking Stove Beast Format: CD Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $8.00 |
"Their fourth brilliantly abrasive, 19th-century-in-a-funhouse-mirror album mixes fiddles, banjos, screeching vocals and washes of tortured guitar feedback." - Bulls Hit. |
Artist: CAROLINER Title: Toodoos Format: CDR Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $8.00 |
"A CD reissue of their 12th album, first out in 1998. A battle betwixt banjo and pipe organ (organ wins) on a battlefield set in a spooked opera dressing room with creeped corpses as the musicians. Chills will erupt on top of goosebumps, and the "wire spool" reel to reel recording method (the 2nd CAROLINER album to use this technique for the entire record) gives this even more haunt. Songs include "Fingers of the Underworld" and "Woven Moon of Sun Straws." Packed in a handmade and hand-painted paper folder with the same artwork as the original LP, including the lyric sheet." - Bulls Hit. |
Artist: CAROLINER Title: Transcontinental Pinecone Collector Format: LP Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $10.00 |
"The 14th album by the planets premier 19th century noisecore band continues along the lines of the previous years epic "Wine Cant Do It, Wife Wont Do" double LP, employing all available technologies from tape deck with microphones, to the 48-track studio option! From symphonic swells to flea circus ragtime, their strummy woodchip fumble-tongue banjo and trademark bizarre collage-style cuts get even more intricate as the singing bull memorial band goes past the 21 year mark. The vocals are all over the place from high sing-song folk from the inside of the moon to the screaming gargoyle of the flip-over barn. Some of the faster songs you can thrash to, some of the slower songs wheat-thrash you. Each LP is hand- assembled, with handpainted artwork and complete lyric sheet, this time also featuring wallpaper samples." - Bulls Hit. |
Artist: CAROLINER Title: Wine Cant Do It, Wife Wont Do Format: Double CD Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $15.00 |
"Four years in the making, this is the long-awaited 13th album by an amazingly unique band (so unique they spawned their own genre) thats been performing for 20 years! Songs of depression, exhilaration and carp fish jewelry, sometimes sounding a bit like hardcore punk played by petulant 3 year olds with electric banjos, sometimes like 19th century nursery rhymes for the lysergically demented. One LP was recorded on the most primitive gear and then mastered onto a wire spool recorder, the other was made with state-of-the-art digital processing... try to guess which is which! As always with CAROLINER releases, all packaging is hand-made from genuine organically grown San Francisco garbage! This CD version replaces the out of print double LP." - Bulls Hit. |
Artist: CAROLINER/WOODPATTY Title: Smoke Tour For Lunation/Effrointerian Healing Spools of Sacred Modesty through the Curious Science of Magnetism Format: LP Label: Bulls Hit Country: USA Price: $13.00 |
"Smoke Tour Lunation" is a second helping of Caroliners inimitable 7" in 12" record format. This time, one sided, split with one members solo marching band disasters. Concentrated on 19th Century electronic music from the troupe behind the Singing Bull Memorial Band. Youll hear mutilated banjo music, violins scraping the floor with ergot infestation, in a diseased church undergoing fire damage, suffering through brain augmentations. Caroliner side clocks in at an epic 28.1 minutes on their portion. Within the other portion of this long-player, Woodpatty serves a monster-mish-mash of deranged marching band cut ups, haunted sea farer drones, chirping homemade electronic circuits eating moldy ears of corn, and piles of broken concreet musical mucous. Woodpatty flips the cake for 23 minutes of tonal dissections. Not bad for a hobo living in a shed for over 200 years. Split release with some Bulls Hit." - Fish Pies. |